Emergency Dad Jokes
$12.00
Being a dad is hard enough as it is without having to come up with endless groan-worthy one-liners on top of it. Talk about unrealistic expectations. That’s why this cargo-short-pocket-sized card deck is packed with a hundred terrible, ready-to-roll jokes–perfect for adding a few exasperated sighs to any occasion. There’s even a place on the back of each card to write a heartfelt note–or just ‘Hi hungry, I’m Dad.’
- 100 double-sided cards–each featuring a dad joke on the front and a place to add a little additional ‘wisdom’ on the back.
- Box measures 4” wide by 2.7” tall by 1.7” deep (101mm x 68mm x 43mm)
- Cards measure 3.5” wide by 2.5” tall (89mm x 63mm)
Local Pickup / Shipping
Shipping:
- FREE Shipping on orders over $100 (pre-tax).
- Please allow 1-3 days for processing time. Orders are not shipped until credit card authorization has been verified and cleared. Items will not ship on weekends and holidays.
- Orders arrive within 3-5 business days after processing.
- Lylas is not responsible for lost/stolen packages.
Pick Up:
- Pickup is available at both locations Downtown Plano, TX andDowntown Rockwall, TX.
- Items will say which location(s) they are available. Please select "Pickup" at Checkout!
- Items vary by location
- If you need us to bring items to different location, please message us. Give us 2-3 days to transfer.
- Pickup Orders will be available within 1 business day.
- Please ensure you are able to pick up your items, if you need the item shipped, please contact us to request shipment and make payment for shipping.
Shipping Rates
All Orders will be shipped Standard USPS MAIL or UPS
Shipping Rates - $7 flat rate
Free Shipping over $100
Unfortunately, we do not offer international shipping
Shipping is NON-REFUNDABLE
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