This Is the Only Book of Dad Jokes You’ll Ever Need

$16.95

With 302 of the best and most cringe-worthy dad jokes including the classics and fresh new material, this truly is the only dad joke book you'll ever need!

From beery good jokes to silly sports humor, the best of the worst dad jokes are all here in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to make the whole family laugh. No matter how bad they are, dad jokes are always good!

THE DAD JOKES BOOK TO RULE THEM ALL: They make us cringe, chuckle, and roll our eyes, but we all love a wonderfully corny dad joke. This ultimate collection’s got ’em all.

GROAN-WORTHY COLLECTION: Includes such knee-slappers as "What do you call a belt made of watches? . . . A waist of time." and "A pair of jumper cables walked into a bar. The bartender said: 'I'll serve you, but don't start anything!'"

THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER: Funny dad gifts don’t get better than this. But this hilarious book is also great for gifting to patient moms, tolerant children, and anyone else who loves a terribly good pun or punchline.

Perfect for:

  • Dads, dads at heart, grandpas, uncles, coaches, and more
  • Pun and dumb joke lovers
  • Father's Day, birthday, or new dad gift
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