I've Got A Knife Oven Mitt
Maybe it's a warning. Maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn near perfect match for your kitchen.
The ambiguity is the entire joke, and the pink is what makes it land. Delivered in black on a plain mitt the line would read as genuinely alarming; in cheerful pink it becomes funny, which is a lesson in how much color does for tone.
It is a properly capable mitt underneath. Super-insulated and made from 100% cotton, so it handles heavy dishes and hot racks without any drama — which is reassuring given the sentiment.
Hang it on the oven door and let visitors work out for themselves which reading applies.
A great gift for a housewarming or a hostess! Also an excellent white elephant contribution, and a good present for a confident cook who enjoys keeping people slightly on edge. Pink, cute and mildly threatening.
At a glance
- 100% cotton
- Super-insulated
- Funny printed design
- Suits everyday cooking and baking
- Hangs on an oven door
Local Pickup / Shipping
Shipping:
- FREE Shipping on orders over $100 (pre-tax).
- Please allow 1-3 days for processing time. Orders are not shipped until credit card authorization has been verified and cleared. Items will not ship on weekends and holidays.
- Orders arrive within 3-5 business days after processing.
- Lylas is not responsible for lost/stolen packages.
Pick Up:
- Pickup is available at both locations Downtown Plano, TX andDowntown Rockwall, TX.
- Items will say which location(s) they are available. Please select "Pickup" at Checkout!
- Items vary by location
- If you need us to bring items to different location, please message us. Give us 2-3 days to transfer.
- Pickup Orders will be available within 1 business day.
- Please ensure you are able to pick up your items, if you need the item shipped, please contact us to request shipment and make payment for shipping.
Shipping Rates
All Orders will be shipped Standard USPS MAIL or UPS
Shipping Rates - $7 flat rate
Free Shipping over $100
Unfortunately, we do not offer international shipping
Shipping is NON-REFUNDABLE
