Rumor Has It God Is A Texan Tea Towel
A crisp white tea towel printed with the phrase rumor has it God is a Texan, set in classic black typewriter-style lettering. Simple, bold, and entirely unbothered about whether you agree.
The typewriter type is what makes it work. In a bright novelty font the line would read as a bumper sticker; in plain black serif it reads as a statement of fact, delivered deadpan, which is considerably funnier.
White and black also means it goes anywhere. A busy kitchen, a minimal one, a lake house, a ranch — there is no color scheme this clashes with, which is not something most printed towels can claim.
It brings a touch of Texas charm and genuine wit to a kitchen without covering the whole thing in stars and longhorns.
A great gift for a housewarming or a Father's Day present! Ideal for a Texan with a sense of humor about being one, which is most of them.
At a glance
- Crisp white towel
- Classic black typewriter-style lettering
- Simple, bold design
- Suits any kitchen color scheme
- Texas humor
Local Pickup / Shipping
Shipping:
- FREE Shipping on orders over $100 (pre-tax).
- Please allow 1-3 days for processing time. Orders are not shipped until credit card authorization has been verified and cleared. Items will not ship on weekends and holidays.
- Orders arrive within 3-5 business days after processing.
- Lylas is not responsible for lost/stolen packages.
Pick Up:
- Pickup is available at both locations Downtown Plano, TX andDowntown Rockwall, TX.
- Items will say which location(s) they are available. Please select "Pickup" at Checkout!
- Items vary by location
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- Pickup Orders will be available within 1 business day.
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Shipping Rates
All Orders will be shipped Standard USPS MAIL or UPS
Shipping Rates - $7 flat rate
Free Shipping over $100
Unfortunately, we do not offer international shipping
Shipping is NON-REFUNDABLE
