Ceramic Funny Coasters

I Became A Teacher For The Money and The Fame I'm Silently Correcting Your Grammar I'll Get Over It, I Just Need To Be Dramatic First Let's Assume I'm Right, It Will Save Time My Boss Told Me To Have A Good Day So I Went Home If You Have To Ask If It's Too Early To Drink, You're An Amateur And We Cant Be Friends Leave Me Alone, I'm Busy Pretending To Work Please Don't Confuse Your Google Search With My Nursing Degree I Googled My Symptoms And It Turns Our I'm Just A Bitch If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say, Come Sit By Me I Can't Be Held Responsible For What My Face Does When You Talk Some Days I Amaze Myself, Other Days I Look For My Phone Whole I'm Talking On It Y'all Need Jesus It All Hurts and I'm Dying Sometime I Feel Ugly. Then I Look at My Brother and I Feel Better Sometime I Feel Ugly. Then I Look at My Sister and I Feel Better I'm Not A Regular Bitch, I'm A Classy Bitch I Don't Like Mornings. Or People. Or Morning People