SURPRISE! We have no self control so we made a Mini Book of Signs Volume Two! 

Volume Two continues the tradition of the famous El Arroyo restaurant marquee with another 78 hand-picked one-liners and jokes, delivering the same sharp, sarcastic humor that's turned the sign into a genuine Texas cultural icon. Like the rest of the series, it comes in a compact 5 3/4 x 5 3/4 inch velvet softcover, small enough to slip into a bag or leave out for guests to page through during a visit. Each spread offers a quick, standalone laugh, making it an easy book to pick up for two minutes or read straight through in one sitting. Because the humor is genuinely broad — equal parts sarcastic, punny, and relatable — it tends to land with a wide range of recipients, from close friends to coworkers you don't know quite as well. It's one of our most reliable stocking stuffers and White Elephant gifts, largely because it rarely misses with its audience. Collectors of the series often pick up multiple volumes at once, so it also pairs well with Volumes One, Three, or beyond for a more complete gift. This mini book makes a great gift for anyone who needs a laugh.

• 78 signs from Big Book Volume TWO
• 5 3/4" x 5 3/4"
• Velvet softcover