Happy Birthday, Bitch Card
Some friendships run entirely on insults, and this card puts that in writing where a text message would have stayed deniable. The greeting is printed on the front in full, so there is no build up and no ambiguity about the tone.
It is a birthday card for one specific person and you already know which one. Not the card for a coworker, an aunt, or anyone who would need the affection explained to them afterward. The bright color keeps the whole thing clearly a joke rather than a grievance.
The upside of a card this direct is that the inside barely needs writing. Sign your name and the sentiment is already fully delivered.
Features
- Front reads Happy Birthday, Bitch, in full
- Pink and colorful, which softens the delivery
- Novelty humor card, adults only in practice
- For the friend who would be insulted by a tasteful card
- Best handed over in person so you can watch it land
- Also holds up as a gag gift on its own
Local Pickup / Shipping
Shipping:
- FREE Shipping on orders over $100 (pre-tax).
- Please allow 1-3 days for processing time. Orders are not shipped until credit card authorization has been verified and cleared. Items will not ship on weekends and holidays.
- Orders arrive within 3-5 business days after processing.
- Lylas is not responsible for lost/stolen packages.
Pick Up:
- Pickup is available at both locations Downtown Plano, TX andDowntown Rockwall, TX.
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- Pickup Orders will be available within 1 business day.
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Shipping Rates
All Orders will be shipped Standard USPS MAIL or UPS
Shipping Rates - $7 flat rate
Free Shipping over $100
Unfortunately, we do not offer international shipping
Shipping is NON-REFUNDABLE
