A playful double negative that somehow says it best, this pair captures that very specific, very relatable feeling of definitely wanting wine (and a nap, and a vacation) without having to commit to admitting it outright. The humor lands well with practically any wine-loving friend, making it an easy pairing with an actual bottle of wine for a simple, ready-made gift that barely requires any extra thought. Made with a 56% combed cotton, 42% nylon, 2% spandex blend, sized for women's shoe sizes 5-10, they're soft and comfortable enough for genuine daily wear rather than sitting in a drawer after the first laugh. They're a great pick for a girls' night gift exchange, a birthday for the wine-loving friend in your group, or a stocking stuffer that's guaranteed to get a knowing laugh. Bundle it with one of our wine caps or a stemless glass for a fuller, coordinated wine-lover's gift. These socks make a great gift for anyone who relates just a little too well to the sentiment.

• I Don't Not Want Wine Ladies Socks Also, I don't not want a nap. Or a vacation.
• Women's shoe size 5-10.
• 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.