It's Like My Kids Don't Even Know I'm A Good Parent Dish Towel
Sometimes I think they're a bunch of geniuses, and other times... not so much. Every parent has held both thoughts within the same afternoon.
That swing is what this towel captures so well. The complaint is not really about the children at all — it is about the strange experience of putting enormous effort into raising people who remain entirely unaware that any effort is occurring. It is funny because it is universal.
Beneath the joke it is a genuinely capable towel. Super-absorbent 100% cotton at 21 inches wide by 28 inches high, so it dries a full sink of dishes properly.
Cotton gets softer and more absorbent with every wash, which means it improves over the years rather than wearing out.
A great gift for Mother's Day, Father's Day, or a friend deep in the teenage years! Also an excellent white elephant contribution among parents. Sturdy, absorbent and quietly cathartic.
At a glance
- 100% cotton
- 21" w x 28" h
- Super-absorbent
- Softens with washing
- Funny printed design
Local Pickup / Shipping
Shipping:
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Shipping Rates
All Orders will be shipped Standard USPS MAIL or UPS
Shipping Rates - $7 flat rate
Free Shipping over $100
Unfortunately, we do not offer international shipping
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