Please Don't F*ck Up The Table - Cork Coaster
Protect your table and get a laugh at the same time with the Please Don’t F*ck Up The Table Cork Coaster. This funny coaster gets straight to the point, making it the perfect addition to your coffee table, bar cart, desk, or drink station. The cork construction provides a lightweight surface for setting down your favorite drinks while helping protect furniture from condensation, drips, and everyday drink rings.
With its bold, sarcastic saying, this coaster makes a hilarious little gift for friends, coworkers, hosts, or anyone who appreciates humor with a little attitude. Pair it with a favorite mug, cocktail glass, or hostess gift for an easy add-on present. It’s also a fun stocking stuffer, birthday gift, housewarming surprise, or addition to a gift basket.
Features:
- Funny “Please Don’t F*ck Up The Table” saying
- Cork coaster
- Helps protect surfaces from drink rings
- Great for home, office, or bar
- Fun gift or stocking stuffer
Local Pickup / Shipping
Shipping:
- FREE Shipping on orders over $100 (pre-tax).
- Please allow 1-3 days for processing time. Orders are not shipped until credit card authorization has been verified and cleared. Items will not ship on weekends and holidays.
- Orders arrive within 3-5 business days after processing.
- Lylas is not responsible for lost/stolen packages.
Pick Up:
- Pickup is available in Rockwall, TX
- Please select "Pickup" at Checkout!
Pickup Orders will be available within 1 business day. - Please ensure you are able to pick up your items, if you need the item shipped, please contact us to request shipment and make payment for shipping.
Shipping Rates
All Orders will be shipped Standard USPS MAIL or UPS
Shipping Rates - $7 flat rate
Free Shipping over $100
Unfortunately, we do not offer international shipping
Shipping is NON-REFUNDABLE
